WHOA MORE HOMESTUCK STUFF???
Anyways more fantroll silliness from me and *DireDireDoodler
. One of my trolls, Altesa Syphus, grows up and ends up in the lowblood military and moves around a lot.
Alty's also not exactly the most refined troll there is. She's pretty gross actually. Like, I never really imagined trolls to be picky eaters, but I'm sure there are foods that not even trolls would touch. Trolls that aren't Alty I guess.
Alty will eat anything. Everything. Body parts, weird alien animals, dead things, plants, paper, and things people should probably never eat ever. But hell she'll eat it, even enjoy it if it's squicky enough to bring discomfort to anyone watching since apparently she finds that entertaining.
Anyways on to the actual comic subject matter. Since she's a dumb miltary dog, Altesa gets sent all around shit with a cool military crew to go kill aliens or some shit. Lotsa survival situations too.
Most of the soldiers just get by on their rations but Altesa will just eat her rations immediately and go find something else to eat like some stupid small animal or some shit.
So basically, in this instance they're all hikin' around some jungle planet and I'm pretty sure everything there is poisonous somehow but you never know until you do something stupid to get poisoned, am I right or am I right?
And that's exactly what Alty does.
You gotta dive right in and eat some fucking hallucinogenic bug in the woods if you wanna be tough.
Also wow I had fun with this comic and couldn't stop laughing while I was drawing it.
God I love our fantrolls have I ever said that before?