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DON'T EAT THE SHRIMPROACHES by R-WOLFE DON'T EAT THE SHRIMPROACHES by R-WOLFE
WHOA MORE HOMESTUCK STUFF???

Anyways more fantroll silliness from me and *DireDireDoodler. One of my trolls, Altesa Syphus, grows up and ends up in the lowblood military and moves around a lot.

Alty's also not exactly the most refined troll there is. She's pretty gross actually. Like, I never really imagined trolls to be picky eaters, but I'm sure there are foods that not even trolls would touch. Trolls that aren't Alty I guess.

Alty will eat anything. Everything. Body parts, weird alien animals, dead things, plants, paper, and things people should probably never eat ever. But hell she'll eat it, even enjoy it if it's squicky enough to bring discomfort to anyone watching since apparently she finds that entertaining.

Anyways on to the actual comic subject matter. Since she's a dumb miltary dog, Altesa gets sent all around shit with a cool military crew to go kill aliens or some shit. Lotsa survival situations too.

Most of the soldiers just get by on their rations but Altesa will just eat her rations immediately and go find something else to eat like some stupid small animal or some shit.

So basically, in this instance they're all hikin' around some jungle planet and I'm pretty sure everything there is poisonous somehow but you never know until you do something stupid to get poisoned, am I right or am I right?

And that's exactly what Alty does.

You gotta dive right in and eat some fucking hallucinogenic bug in the woods if you wanna be tough.


Also wow I had fun with this comic and couldn't stop laughing while I was drawing it.

God I love our fantrolls have I ever said that before?
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airagorncharda Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
I'm not even a homestuck fan, but this is fucking hilarious.
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R-WOLFE Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Filmographer
That's good then! I'm happy it's made even non-fans happy.
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stephsin2kh Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
.... So I nearly died over all of the awesome deviations of yours that have made my inbox all pretty~

And then this one. This one did me in.

... I'm not even all the way into Homestuck yet--kind of dabbling, since I've just got introduced--but THIS. X'DDDDDDDDDDD *flails* :rofl: :iconcannotevenplz:

You're just too epic 8'D
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Bleu-Bells Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ahahaha~ this is rich

Ooooh what happened to her horn? Some military fightings get a bit too intense? It's funny how last time I saw sketches of Altesa she seemed rather different? Or was the plan always for her to join the military?
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R-WOLFE Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Filmographer
Oh naw this is her as an adult, which is when she joined. In normal time placement she is still a teenager.

The horn broke during conscription.
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isopedia Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw ye, eatin' Shrimproaches and getting high in the forest.
420 \m/ \m/ :weed: \m/

I'm not usually into fantrolls.
But this really makes me want a fantroll.
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R-WOLFE Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Filmographer
Altesa will become the paramount stoner.

In the military.

Yeah no this is perfectly sane.

fANTROLLS ARE GREAT I HAVE TOO MANY.
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isopedia Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She will rise through the ranks and become SUPREME Stoner.

YOUR HEADWORLDS AND FANTROLLS ARE JUST SO FUN THOUGH????
God I love aliens.
I really want to make Fan-cherubs for some reason.
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R-WOLFE Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Filmographer
SUPREME STONER OF DEATH. How awful.

Oh yeh I still need to do a writeup on cherub anatomy.
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isopedia Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Highbloods will tremble at her feet.

Woah, that would be wicked cool.
I'm pretty sure I just think about cool alien anatomy like 90% of the time.
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